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writing challenge!
open up your document and put words in it
My Mafia AU
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
All triggers in tags (I think, I'm bad at tagging but if I missed anything it won't be Graphic or major and if yall let me know I'll add it)
Also I wrote this BEFORE 9x13 was aired, so the name Derek was a COMPLETE coincidence lmao
My Mafia AU
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
All triggers in tags (I think, I'm bad at tagging but if I missed anything it won't be Graphic or major and if yall let me know I'll add it)
Also I wrote this BEFORE 9x13 was aired, so the name Derek was a COMPLETE coincidence lmao
unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe
i remember being 15 and wanting literally nothing more than to be taken seriously and listened to and every thought and feeling i had was dismissed because i was a hormonal teenager. i was well aware at that point that a lot of the things i felt were probably because i was a kid, but that didnt make any of it less real, and being dismissed because of my age 1. did not help 2. did not make me feel better 3. made me angry at and untrustworthy of adults because they refused to listen to me. teenagers are people. kids are people. one of the only major things separating them from adults are experience and wisdom. they have like. you know. interiority
like in YOUR mind you may think youre being helpful by going 'well you're a kid, its not really a big deal, youre okay, youll get over it' but that does not register as "helpful affirmation that everything will turn out fine and the only reason im upset is because of something out of my control so its better to just try and come to terms with it" it registers as 'adult dismissing my real tangible problems and sadness and anger because of my age and inadvertently calling me stupid'

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Buddie didn’t start being shipped js cause they were bumping shoulders
It happened because they were talking about two girls that were hitting on Eddie and he said “they weren’t my type” WHILE SMILING AND BUMPING SHOULDERS WITH HIS MALE “BEST FRIEND”😭😭
They have NEVER been normal about each other, even from the start
On my soul bruh.
I have a buddie fic idea where it’s that trope of bringing a plus one to a wedding only it’s not fake dating and more of people assuming they are a couple.
In my head it’s one of Eddie’s sister’s wedding, he’s going to be in it so he has to go and it’s a no kids wedding so he can’t hang out with Chris to avoid people. Buck offers to come as a buffer, which Eddie at first is like “wouldn’t that be weird?” but Buck assures him it will be fine. Bc of what we know about Eddie’s family and my own experiences with a catholic family, I can very much see people gossiping about Eddie and Buck in a very quiet but judgemental way where at first they don’t notice and think the whole thing is going well but eventually someone makes a comment to them or they overhear lt and then it somehow makes its way back to Eddie’s parents.
Buck would blame himself bc the whole thing was his idea and bc he assumes people are clocking his crush on his best friend and now Eddie is taking heat for it. Then Eddie would end up defending him to his parents during some public blow up argument and maybe admit some things about himself.
one of my favourite things about my boyfriend is that he's 6'4 but convinced he is a normal sized person and this does not constitute "tall"
once, if not twice, a week the card game shop he plays digimon at upload a top-4 photo best described as "gandalf and the hobbits" and every time he is genuinely baffled as to why he looks like that
told him i made this post and he's still insistent that he isn't tall
bf: i'm not tall! i feel like everyone i see is around the same height as me. like people in the street
me: they aren't
bf: but i can see their faces! if i'm looking at their faces they must be the same height
me: you're looking down slightly babe
bf: why would i do that
me: because you're tall
incidentally the fact i am 5'5 also comes as a shock to him at least once a day and then he inevitably asks if i'm "normally that short"
if you lean in real close you can hear his singular brain cell bouncing around like a windows screensaver
Has your boyfriend got his eyesight checked? Bc when I don’t wear my glasses I’m nice and close to the ground but when I do it’s HOLY SHIT WHY AM I THIS TALL, I’M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS, HELP ME time and it’s genuinelly terrifying.
he wears glasses he's just dumb
update to this post from yesterday:
bf: apparently only 7% of people are over 6' tall me: yes........? bf: that isn't very many. am i tall? me: i cannot believe we are having this discussion again. yes. you are tall. you are still tall. you were tall yesterday. you will be tall tomorrow bf: oh my god i'm tall aren't i me: my love the netherlands is the tallest country in the world and even there average male height is 6' 0.5". you are tall by "kingdom of giants" standards, even. but we live on "shortarse island", so... bf: AM i tall though me: you are 6ft 4
he is he's very pretty
Can he make spinach puffs? Asking for irrelevant reasons....
having watched emperors new groove (it's my favourite) he does understand this reference but also he really loves cooking so you saying this has now prompted him to look up how to make spinach puffs
which is to say that yes, he is kronk
fun fact they're both the same person. same 6'4 boyfriend referred to himself as a short king because he thought it meant a man who really likes wearing shorts
Large dog energy
extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all
examples:
Ryan Guzman as Eddie Díaz 9-1-1, S05E11

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Can you imagine how good it’s gonna feel when Buck can finally bust through a line of cops/medical professionals/bystanders by saying “I need to get to him—that’s my husband” liiike of course Eddie will be bleeding out on the ground but he’ll get to cradle Eddie’s head in his lap while Hen closes the wound and go “you can’t leave me, not when we’re just getting started.” And Eddie will be able to reach up with one bloody hand and cup bucks cheek and go “you’re not getting rid of me that easy.” And the power of buddie kissing and Hen applying first aid will save them. It’s gonna feel good as fuck.
all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.
when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late
our house was in the middle of nowhere surrounded by woods so when i decided i didnt want to wear dresses anymore if we were going to some event & my parents insisted i had to wear a dress i would just go hide in the woods. was so committed i almost made us miss a flight once bc my mom packed a dress in my suitcase
i only promised to stop doing this if my parents got me formal boys clothes to wear which eventually they did. i don't feel bad about resorting to violence bc i asked politely and they said no. proud of 10 yr old me for evil annoying lesbian behavior
5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.
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9-1-1 AU where Bobby doesn't die from the virus but it leaves him chronically ill so he has to step down from Captain anyway.
When he passes over the role onto Chim, he leads him into his office and makes him swear to secrecy over what Bobby is about to show him, then hands Chim a key to a drawer in his desk that has been locked for God knows how long.
Chim thinks it's like nuclear launch codes or, like, proof Bobby actually is Buck's biological father or something equally shocking.
He doesn't find either of those things though and, to be honest, he isn't really as surprised as he should be.
Sitting in the drawer is a blank manilla folder and, when he opens it he finds a, completely filled out, Consensual Workplace Relationship form Bobby pre-signed for Buck and Eddie. And according to the date, he filled it out only 2 weeks after Eddie joined the LAFD.
Thoughts?

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"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat
vibes tbh
I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare