no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt

ok so i do have adhd but i feel as though this somehow transcends it. I just made a cup of tea 10 minutes ago. Im in a very small room. It has disappeared. I didnt leave the room. It just escaped. It is gone. It never was. Wheres my tea. It couldnt have gone anywhere and yet it has. Did i drink it and eat the cup and forget? Where is my tea. I miss her. This is fucked

idk when we decided that explaining yourself shouldn't be part of an apology but like. if someone was a dick to me and apologizes but I still don't understand why they did it I'm not gonna feel any better

People have started to equate explanation with excuse when they are NOT the same. You aren't excusing your actions if you explain them. "Hi I'm sorry I was so snappy earlier, I didn't get enough sleep last night but that's not on you and I'm going to be a little more careful with my tone" is very different from "You can't be mad at me because there was a good reason I was rude"

me checking in on my buddy who also calls his peripheral vision his "'riph": what's happening in your 'riph brother

this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals

Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?

world heritage post

2. The Roomba couldn't get into the bedroom so it started beeping for help: "That would be like if I bashed my head against the door 5 or 6 times and then just started screaming HELP ME HELP ME to no one in particular"

3. "I think I scared the mail man today. I reached my hand out the window and said letter please and he yelled what the fuck. Which was unnecessary but understandable"

4. "I passed the bar so now when we get tacos on Sunday it's a celebration and not just me sobbing into a burrito"

5. *holding our cat in the air so I can see him over the shower curtain as I am shampooing* "THE BOY WISHES TO SAY GOOD MORROW"

6. *In reference to Stephen King's distaste for the president* : "I'm just saying when a guy who's had cocaine induced visions of the cosmic hell-beast coming to punish us for our transgressions tells you someone is bad news why don't we all just fucking listen?"

7. "Google photos called me out over how many memes are saved on my phone and it upset me"

8. "How about we have Mac and Cheese again for dinner tonight and also every night for the rest of forever until we die"

9. " I fully expect that cat to sit at the foot of my deathbed and laugh with a human voice as I take my last breath"

10. Yelling "LIFT ME PEASANT" every time our cat meows at me while I lay on the couch

11. "what if we just fucking buy greenland" sounds like something you would say while drunk" - crouches down real low and in an angry whisper "this man is the fucking president"

14. "So one lemon chicken, one carne asada, one omelette and two happy boys" [aka taco bowl, while ordering dinners for the week]

Reminder that this man is now a father

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

This is like. The opposite of the recovery position

i might be about to go hardcore no retouching no filter. im getting like radically alarmed about what real time video filtering and just basic digital retouching is doing to peoples brains. not just kids either but adults who were around before it was a thing

once i woke up in the house in raven rock and all the mannequins near the bed had stepped forwards and i never did sleep in there again

Prisoner

secret menu

Now this is the kind of overpriced drink I’m into