This.

In the Nancy Drew AU where Henry tags along more and becomes a good friend of the group beyond just Ned's friend, I like to think Ned's mom just permanently adopted this kid and he has a room in their house that's his as long as he pitches in with dishes once in a while and helps rake leaves in autumn. Iggy has a full tank set up as well as a run out back when it's summer time, and Ned's mom warmed up to the goofy lizard just as much as she did her new goth child.

I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

Nothing scarier than being the author of a fic and then becoming mutuals with a reader who starts leaving kudos and comments on everything you write. Like omg please don't ever leave me I need you I'll give you anything you want please just keep liking me *insert needy clinging*

Love u guys/p 🫶🏻🫶🏻

can't believe I'm expected to work even though I don't feel like it and would rather not

@bunnysmoothie pls post the screenshots.. u know the ones

lets give it up for male whimpers. male whimpers everyone. round of applause give it up fo