Volnev

smells like straight sour watermelon pulse in the smplive halloween party i just know it

smptwitter had the idea of omegle and i like it (and am also jealous) so WE’RE DOING THAT HERE.

THIS FRIDAY FROM 11AM-11PM EST

we’re gonna get on omegle and use the term “smpblr” (all lowercase) to connect with everybody on here anonymously for a fun time.

if you’d like, you can say who you are, however keeping it anonymous makes this fun! you can be yourself, or someone else.

you can post screenshots with your favorite moments with these strangers, linking with possible friends!! i’ll personally be reblogging some of my favorite messages whenever this takes place.

on the off chance somebody attempts to defile someone or their blog using antagonistic slurs, i’ll notify everyone on my blog right away. for this reason, keep my post notifications on for the short duration of the omegle link.

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if you’re participating, please reblog this! i’ll link a timezone converter in this post so you can see when it’ll be taking place in your country/area.

have fun, and cya then, kinnies!

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(Thats my Twitter username, im not stealing art, i promise XD)

Drew Mason out of boredom and he liked it not even a minute after i posted it to twitter, legit had a fucking heart attack.

-the schlatt n antvenom rivalry

-the first time ever skydoesminecraft interacted w schlatt and connor

-whenever joko’s gf got to play

-just joko in general

-when Ty joined and one of the first things he wanted to do was to buy a schlattcoin

-every streamer who joined for the first time talking about the schlattcoin

-“I will eliminate the middle class”

-the altrive and schlatt gay bit where they called carson homophobic

-carson saying he didn’t want to build his mountain base in a snowy biome and then doing it anyways but in a mountain that was farther from spawn

-voiceoverpete is gay

-ted being called a boomer by an actual boomer

-the cop bit with schlatt and connor

-schlatt using his funnymic while talking to everyone for the first time so they all just thought he had a shitty mic and wasnt doing it as a bit

-the dirt bruh that josh fucking hated

-everyones babyrages at each other

-the talent show

-when pokimane played on smp

-schlatt and antvenom beating the ender dragon

-like all of Luemas’ builds because they’re amazing

-dinkster’s redstone creations because they’re also amazing

-schlatt, connor and altrive’s coffee shop

-connor’s enderman greg

-”jschlatt was slain by Dick”

-the underground cult (ACC)

-That assassins event that everyone forgets happened

Welcome to the first-ever SMPLive Fanzine!