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Yeosang: I'm not getting into anymore stupid debates with you! Wooyoung: water is not wet. Yeosang: HOW THE FUCK IS IT NOT WET!

San: I'm a proud owner of 5 IQ Yeosang: not for long San: please it's all I have

Mingi: Do you want a tarot reading Jongho: those are pokemon cards Mingi: you got a magikarp Jongho: ... Mingi: it means you fucked up

Jongho: if you where my husband I would put poison in your tea Wooyoung: if I was your husband I would drink it.

Hongjoong: ugh that's it! your gonna get it, you better start working or I swear I will beat your a- Wooyoung: no no no wait stop. I'm baby Hongjoong: what? Yunho: you heard him hes baby!

Seonghwa: your eyes are blood shot have you been doing drugs! Mingi: no sadly just a small mental breakdown

San skipping stones: it's a such a beautiful evening Yeosang under his breath: take that you fucking lake

Yunho: You and Yeosang are the classic enemies to friends to loves trope Jongho: that is where you are wrong me and Yeosang may be in love but we will stay enemies as long as we live

San: I do what I want Yunho: I'm calling Hongjoong San: wait no I'll stop!

Flight attendant: before landing please make sure all small items are secure Mingi whispering to Hongjoong: you feeling safe?

San: I’m a train wreck but in a cute way

Seonghwa: You've not slept in days, Joong Hongjoong: This song won't finish itself Seonghwa, stroking Hongjoong's hair: You're going to leave me in bed alone? how will I ever rest, so cold in such an empty, loveless bed, without my dear darling to comfort me in his loving arms? Would you not care to warm me up? Hongjoong: Are you trying to seduce me into sleeping Seonghwa: Is it working

Wooyoung, throwing his head onto Yeosangs’s lap: tell me I'm pretty Yeosang, lovingly stroking his hair: you’re pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are

San: Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them. San: On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the building's air vents.

Jongho: Do you support gay rights? Wooyoung: I am gay Jongho: He's dodging the question, your honor

Seonghwa: Oh, you think you're being cute? Mingi: Bitch, I'm adorable.