GearMarke

RARE SKWIZGAAR MOMENT

He does field research to see what the grandmas like in his area. He goes to book clubs, he reads the Amish romance novels they seem obsessed with (though he's certain he could do better). He gets into young adult vampire romances for a short time before being blown off by a shitty ending here or there.

"Get her some ibuprofen."

Imagine Nathan and Pickles treating the guys to a movie, hell yeah let's go see five nights at Freddy's. And the entire time Skwizgaar is leaning over and whispering loudly.

"You guyze. Yous knows that night guards is supposed to bes Markisplier."

"Yea dood now shaddup we're tryna watch the movie."

"Matthews Lillard wasn't goings to does this role originskally buts he changed his minds when he learned mores about the stories."

"That's cupcakes wasn't on models the first times they made it, so this ams a second one."

"The Jim Henson companies mades these suits. The animascronics ams actuallies muppets-!"

"Ouh, wowies! They looks just likes in the video games!"

"What!! Freddie's Fazbears would have killed that's little girl! What the hell is goings on!"

I dunno the concept just sounded funny to me. William would 100% snap at everyone and get them kicked out though lol.

"If you guys don't shut up I'm going to BITE YOU IN HALF!! JUST LIKE THAT LADY!"

"The gap in your teeth's would keeps us alive."