unbeelievable

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

beautiful bisexual people we must keep going

2026... time to get serious about getting free

chose a hill but i won't die on it. feel free to come and be killed on my hill

Tip for mymutuals who engage in bladed armed combat

signal boost

This is true for plenty of other things too!! When you’re learning anything that involves moving your body, don’t forget that quality of movement is more important than speed!

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast

thinking about getting surgery to remove everything

sometimes u gotta be like “ okay ” & leave that shit alone

"that's right, your majesty! You are in dire need of a new freezer... Do not concern yourself with the large cardboard container in which it shall be delivered! Just let your lowly advisor take care of that..."

yesterday my uber driver told me he stopped wearing glasses and just decided his eyes were better and I was like man as the passenger in this elantra I would like you to keep more secrets from me