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i would like if something horrible and invasive was happening to him and his boundaries were violated and he was uncomfortable and scared

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ABOUT BANANA BALL
Banana Ball is a separate league of Baseball that focuses primarily on putting fans first in all that they do. It is different from Baseball in the sense that the games are shorter, the plays, while extremely similar, are not entirely the same, as well as smaller teams/number of teams and smaller stadiums.
Banana Ball was founded officially in 2018 by Kerry Cole and his son Jesse Cole. The Savannah Bananas, the big team in this league, had been playing for around two years at that point in time. In that two-year period, according to Biko Skalla, the team had already broken barriers of what those watching could have ever imagined. They had broken records between 2016-2018, showing fans across the country what their team was about and getting more and more people to come to their games.
This was around the same time Jesse Cole began the brainstorming process with his father, coming up with a way to make the game even more engaging; thus, the birth of the Banana Ball League, which is constantly improving and changing for the fans. Their stadiums are constantly packed, selling out tickets to the point where there is now a waitlist for those who want tickets. This has led to bigger stadiums being used, such as college (American) Football stadiums that sit a larger crowd being used so the Banana Ball teams can fit more fans. While it is still the same number of innings as a normal baseball game—nine (9) innings total—the game time is much shorter (from 3-4 hours per typical game down to 2), packed full of singing, dancing, challenges, and other forms of entertainment. This is all for the pleasure and comfort for the fans.
Because of this new way of playing a once dull sport, more fans who once didn't care for baseball have now found a way to thoroughly enjoy the game. No longer is the game an eternity to get through, with many walks or outs and hardly any games in between to keep the fans on their toes. Instead, with Banana Ball, there is never a dull moment as was the intention. To make this game so fun, it really relies on the players, the staff, and, most importantly, the fans.
Banana Ball relies on nine rules to make the game what it is:
Every inning counts. What does this mean? Well, whichever team can score the most runs in an inning gets a point for that inning. Whichever team can reach five (5) points first wins the game. The inning will end once the home team takes the lead or at least three runs are recorded for the home team.
The game last for two hours. What does this mean? If they have not finished all nine (9) innings before the two (2)-hour limit, the game is over. They will not start another inning if it passes a two (2)-hour limit. However, if neither team has reached at least five (5) points, there will be a "Showdown Tiebreaker" (see rule seven (7) for explanation).
A player cannot step out of the batter's box. Why? If a player were to step out of the batter's box, that player is given a strike. As the rule goes in a normal baseball game, three (3) strikes and you are out.
No bunting. Why can't a player bunt? Literally, per the official rules, they say bunting sucks (it does). If a player is to bunt, they are ejected from the game.
The batters are allowed to steal first base. What? Why? To make things more fun of course! Well that, and if there is a pass ball (if a catcher cannot hold onto a ball or any ball not successfully caught) or a wild pitch at any point during the at-bat, the batter can attempt to steal first base.
No walks are allowed. What does this mean? In a usual game of basball, four (4) balls (pitches thrown that don't enter the strike zone, either too high or too low) results in a walk. In this league, however, this results in a sprint. In a sprint, the batter can take off sprinitng to first while the catcher attempts to throw the ball to each defensive player on the field. While this is happening, the batter/runner can attempt to take as many bases as they wish before the ball is alive (after every defensive player touches it). The ball is not required to be touched by the catcher or pitcher.
Showdown tiebreak is one (1) on one (1). What does this mean? Okay, this one is a bit longer and more difficult to explain. To start, each team must pick one (1) pitcher and one (1) batter to face off against the other. This makes it so the defensive team (the team on the field) have just the pitcher and the catcher on sight rather than a full team. If a batter is to hit the ball, they have to score and make it home in order to receive a point. If the ball is in play, the pitcher can chase the ball and hopefully make it to the catcher in order for the play to stop, resulting in no point for the running batter. If a batter is walked (because walking is allowed in these circumstances), they can take second base and the batting team can pick another batter to hopefully score. The first team to make it to five (5) points wins. If the score is still tied, the first team to keep the opposing team from scoring will win.
Mound visits are not allowed. Why? Simple, mound visits take up too much time.
If a fan catches a foul ball, that counts as an out. Simple as that. If a ball flies foul into the stands and a fan catches it, the batter is out and returns to the dug out. This once more helps involve fans more in the game.
As of 2025, the Banana Ball league has grown. There are four teams now involved in this league: the Savannah Bananas, the Party Animals, the Firefighter, and the Texas Tailgaters. (I will post separately on each team if wanted.) They all have skilled players who can perform trick balls (throwing a ball while doing a backflip for example), singing, and well skilled dancers to keep the game alive.
Overall, Banana Ball is centered around the fans so they have the best experience possible. They want their fans to be the center versus how normal baseball teams opperate.
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THE TICK THAT DREW THE MAP OF THE WEST June 28, 2026
So the longhorn was a garbage animal. Stringy, mean, half-feral, descended from Spanish cattle that had gone loose in the brush country for a couple centuries and bred for survival rather than meat. In Texas after the war it was worth maybe three or four dollars a head, because there were millions of them and nobody to eat them. The local market was Texans, and Texas was broke. Up in Chicago or New York the same animal was worth thirty, forty dollars, because the Union had spent four years eating its way through the eastern cattle supply and the cities were short on beef.
That spread is the whole engine of the cattle drive. You don't need a tick to explain why a man would walk a cow a thousand miles to multiply its value by ten. The arithmetic does it.
What the tick explains is the SHAPE.
Because the thing about the longhorn nobody in the romance mentions is that it was a carrier. Centuries in the brush had given it a shaky immune truce with Babesia bigemina, a protozoan that lived in its blood and rode around on a tick that dropped off into the grass wherever the herd went.
The longhorn itself looked fine. Walked fine, sold fine, butchered fine. But the cattle it walked past, the fat improved Midwestern stock that had never met the parasite, those animals would start pissing blood and die at a rate that touched nine in ten. The Texans, reasonably, refused to believe their healthy-looking cattle were doing it. They took it to the Supreme Court in 1877 and won, on the entirely correct observation that their cows weren't sick. The cows weren't sick. The cows were Typhoid Mary.
(The disease disappeared every winter, too, north of a certain latitude, which baffled everybody for thirty years until somebody worked out that the tick just froze to death up there, no vector, no disease, the whole thing seasonal in a way that made it look like a moral judgment on Texas cattle specifically. It wasn't anybody's leading hypothesis that an insect was committing the murders. The leading hypothesis for a while was that the longhorns were poisoning the grass.)
So now run the two facts together. The cow is worth ten times more up north. The cow kills every other cow it passes on the way up north. What do you get?
You get a line.
You get a bunch of lines, actually. Quarantine lines, drawn and redrawn by Missouri and Kansas legislatures and eventually by the federal government, declaring that Texas cattle could not cross at all, or could only cross in winter when the tick was dead, or could only cross by rail if they were going straight to slaughter and never touched dirt that a local cow might later stand on. Missouri shut its border. Farmers formed Vigilance Committees (which is a polite nineteenth-century way of saying armed men) and turned the herds back at gunpoint. Kansas banned Texas cattle outright in 1885. And every one of those legal and shotgun-enforced lines was a wall the drive had to find a gate in.
The gate was the railhead.
This is the part that rewires the map. The famous cattle town (Abilene, Dodge City, Wichita, Ellsworth, the whole gunfighter pantheon) is not a town that grew up around ranching or water or gold or a river crossing. It's a point where the trail coming up out of the quarantine zone touched a railroad that could take the cow east to the slaughterhouse without it walking through anybody's protected pasture.
Abilene gets invented basically from scratch in 1867 by a man named Joseph McCoy who looked at the map, found a spot on the Kansas Pacific that was far enough WEST that the trail in from Texas could swing around the settled farm country and its quarantine, and built stockyards there. The town is a loading dock. The cowboy at the end of the trail, in the saloon, shooting the place up: he is a longshoreman who has just finished a shift, and the shift was getting the cargo to the one point where it could legally change from hooves to wheels.
And the cargo had to keep moving west precisely because the tick kept the settled east closed. As Kansas farmers spread and the quarantine line marched west with them, the railhead had to march west too. Abilene to Ellsworth to Wichita to Dodge, each town flaring up and dying back as the line of legal infection-free transfer slid across the state. The towns weren't competing on amenities. They were competing on being the current solvent point in a chemistry problem about where a tick could and couldn't survive the trip.
(Dodge City lasts longest because it's furthest out, last to get caught by the advancing farms, sitting out where the quarantine couldn't reach it yet. Its whole mythological career (Wyatt Earp, Boot Hill, the Long Branch) is a few years long and happens because of an agricultural-settlement frontier creeping toward it at the speed of homesteading. When the farms arrive, the party's over. The party was always a function of the farms not having arrived.)
So the geography of the Wild West, which towns exist and why they're where they are and why they boom for five years and empty out and why the trail bends where it bends, is not topography and not destiny and not the romance of open range.
It's the intersection of a price differential and a quarantine map. The price differential said go north. The quarantine map, drawn by the tick, said you may only go north HERE, and HERE, and now not there anymore, here. The cow drew the route and the parasite drew the borders and the men with the guns were just enforcing a public-health regime they didn't know was a public-health regime.
And it all gets zeroed out, eventually, the same way these things always do, not by a hero but by a logistics upgrade. They build the Kansas City stockyards and the packing plants, and then the rail net gets dense enough that the cow doesn't have to walk to the train at all, the train comes to the cow. Refrigerated cars mean you slaughter in Chicago and ship the meat instead of the animal. The long drive, the trail town, the whole apparatus that existed only to get a tick-bearing animal across a quarantine line to a loading point, it just stops being necessary, and the gunfighter towns settle down into being ordinary Kansas, dry and flat and law-abiding, within about a decade of their own legend.
The cattle tick itself they finally beat in 1943, dipping every cow in the South in arsenic for forty years to break the lifecycle. Nobody made a movie about the dipping vats.
Same as it ever was.
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npr ran a story this morning on air about the recent supreme court ruling in favor of trans youth sports bans, a ruling that specifies trans girls in particular and allows even public schools in red states to do whatever kind of exclusionary policy they want. and for this story they interviewed two people: a teenage trans boy in massachusetts who participates in tons of school sports, and an activist trans man in nyc who runs a nonprofit for trans youth. I'm not saying that either of these people have absolutely nothing pertinent to say about trans youth issues, but the teenager from MA mostly spoke about how lucky *he* is to participate in sports and the activist from NYC spent the entire interview plugging the book he wrote while barely answering a single question. The activist guy mentioned that he actually has spoken to the west virginian trans girl who was part of the case, but only to say how proud/sad he is to watch her become an activist "just like him".
not to be a critic, but its crazy to me that they could not speak either TO or ABOUT the people affected by this ruling (trans girls in conservative areas) at all. a combination of transmisogyny and shitty reporting means that the takeaway from that segment seemed to be "well, it sucks, but at least blue states are still allowed to be accepting of trans youth" rather than the very real attempts to eradicate trans people from public life or the very real possibility of violent retaliation against trans girls in these states.
during the activist's interview, the radio host asked him if he could quickly dispel some of the myths around trans youth in sports somehow being unfair to cis youth, and his response was to awkwardly shrug off the question and say that the answer is simply too "complicated and nuanced" to give a short soundbite on air about. are you fucking kidding me? live on WNYC with about 1 million weekly listeners, and you can't just say with your whole chest that trans girls belong in girls sports because they are girls too? come on
my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.
im literally always saying this
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basically the best thing a story can have is a woman who is doomed. massive points if she destroys the people around her in response.
stop tagging men on this post i'm going to kill us both
one of my favorite flint-isms is the way he always pretends that whatever situation he's currently in is the ideal situation for them to be in. he says 'we have nassau. we are strongest now.' and then he loses nassau and he's like 'just because we lost nassau doesn't mean rogers has nassau. he is still trying to get it under control. therefore, he is weakest now, and we are at our strongest.' and then rogers gains control of nassau and flint is like 'now that rogers is in control of nassau, he believes he can take it for granted. so he won't see us coming. therefore, we are strongest right now.' and somehow you find yourself nodding along every time.
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i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me
to be honest i forgot he did that
I don't want kids so I easily get out of it fr
help i forgot this was all over some baby too
i wont even lie i thought he was going to kill her
about to read rumpelstiltskin as an adult so i can get the facts

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this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years
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