shy and hot

jsyk if we've ever had a positive interaction you can summon me for boss fights

(guy whos doing normal mentally) I need to replay dragon age 2.

(Girl who’s solidly grounded in reality) I need to replay Dragon Age: Origins.

(Individual who is emotionally stable) I need to replay Dragon Age: Inquisition.

people might think creating OC lore involves a lot of thinking & planning, but in my personal experience, OC development is more like a divine vision from a god slamming you over the head with a mallet while ur doing the fuckin dishes or folding laundry

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

is this like one of those rubber bands they put on lobsters so they don’t pinch you

I think as your job satisfaction gets lower and lower you should gain access to an increasingly broad and powerful suite of forbidden magic

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

"came back wrong" but it's from work

Hey you wanna come over and dip bread into olive oil and balsamic vinegar and such?

beautiful bisexual people we must keep going

Men shalt pay 150 yen in silence

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing