Forty cakes terrible

the world hasn’t killed us yet and it’s gonna regret that

this is honestly the most uplifting and hopeful thing i have read regarding my continued existence.

Bold of you to assume I’m not a vengeful spirit

immovable object is an amazing description for a person who once said “I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.”

These two have always been and forever will be the direct parallel between @onibee and I

holy shit marge

Yup. They’re correct.

Accurate. Love Food Network, hate Bobby Flay. Fekkin’ asshole he is

i love animals and i have nothing against this bird but also the size of it… the way it moves? the way it gazes at the camera/the person holding the camera? this creature is so singularly unsettling to me and i would really die of fright if it turned towards me to make that noise

this is really the worst thing i’ve ever seen

this bird houses a human soul

Look at this goddamn alien dinosaur 

I got all teary eyed jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

the notes ont his fucking thing are taking off again so dont forget this classic