To live for the hope of it all ✨🌙✨

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

Actually I love voting for the lesser evil. It's less evil. I support that whole heartedly.

Like. Less evil is clearly a better option that more evil. I don't get why this is even a question.

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

ever since i was a child ive had a headache

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

sentencing will be carried out at dawn because it's the only time it isn't too facking hot to be out side

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you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.