corgi butts drive me nuts

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

zodiac signs are real and the only proof you need is that literally all aquariuses are like that. you know what im talking about.

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

If you don’t manage to have children in your lifetime, you are ending a bloodline which lasted, unbroken, for 3.8 billion years..

GIMME U FACKIN MANEY

neither because they would team up in solidarity

how are my gays and gay adjacents tonight what are yall up to 

me too girl

fellas what is it about thor that when I look at him I think “lesbian icon”

its the fact that he’s a lesbian icon 

Thor looks like he gives great hugs and will let you cry on him when your girlfriend leaves you and then sets you up with an Asgardian hottie who treats you like a Faberge egg.

I expect nothing less from a man who wanted to be a Valkyrie

“mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic”

These shorts really are the best thing to have happened to Mickey’s character in ages.

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

not risking it

Would be great