Totally Nerd Rageous

(the first person has text over them that says “being fat and wanting a girlfriend”)

First person: “See what’s behind this door..!”

(Door has text over it that says “fat girls” while The Toccata and Fugue in D minor plays in the background)

First person: “Noo, is there a bett-”

Second person: “ Yo it’s funny that there’s an entire demographic, of petite women who love bigger men. But because you’ve just ousted yourself, as a cunt, it’s never gonna happen for you mate. You’re really out here body shaming, all these beautiful shawties, big body Bugatti (kiss noise), exquisite; but you’re built like a less cool Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test. Make it make sense mate. It doesn’t- it really doesn’t. Could’ve kept your mouth shut. But you had to say something. And you even went so far as to put it on the internet. And you thought that was a good idea because-? Please, take yourself elsewhere. Sincerely the entire fucking human race.”

Here it is! You CLAMORED for it and you got it, courtesy of Sassy fan Remyrogue - the Twin Peaks fashion spread from the October 1990 issue of Sassy Magazine.

A vortex is fluid rotating around an axis (also has something known as vorticity).  Vorticies have to follow a couple of rules, and the one that’s probably relevant here is Helmholtz’s Second Theorem, which simply states that a vortex tube cannot end in a fluid; it must either end at a surface or form a closed path.  In the case of smoke rings, the vortex tube closes in on itself to form a torus.

(img from Wikipedia)

As you can see, a smoke ring is essentially a ring of rings all spinning about.

So what happens when two of them collide?  Well, in the ideal case, where the two rings were of the same magnitude and opposite in rotation, they’d hit each other and…stop.  Each would have an equal effect on the other and we’d have a stagnation point.  Which would look bizarre, but also really cool.