pooh's adventures in: where the dead go to die

i cant find my cyber suit and im freaking out

i found it and im wearing it

my cyber suit smells bad

OMG my cybersuit has been inside out all day and no one said anything!

i hope every straight woman on the planet realizes she doesnt have to date shitty guys or guys at all for that matter seriously being single is better than whatever this is

a lot of good songs by men fit into the genre category of "i enjoy this but if the woman this song is about shot the singer in the face point blank and i was in the jury i would move towards nullification"

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

guy who struggles to form meaningful connections with peers: you’re like a something to me