pooh's adventures in: where the dead go to die

I WOULD HAVE LIKED A DEATH OF OH IDK A MAJOR WORLD LEADER OR SOMETHING. LIKE WHEN THE QUEEN DIED THAT WAS KINDA FUN WHAT IF WE DID THAT AGAIN BUT IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY?

okay yk what? this is on me for not being specific enough. sorry norway

one sec let me just google something real quick

sorry norway

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

babys dont even say gogo gaga anymore they just bite you and inject you with their babypoison

Its actually babyvenom. Do you know nothing about babies?

hey buddy figured id give you a heads up i found two bigass birds and paid them 10 bucks each to swoop down when you aren't paying attention and grab one of your arms each and pull as hard as they can to rip you in twain midair. so id start investing in ankle weights or something because you're gonna need em

There are many people who don’t share this sentiment, but I have an appreciation for when a fanfic is so separated from canon that it could’ve easily been its own original novel, and yet the author was only ever going to put that much energy into it if their favourite characters got to be there

I think there’s a difference between “the author stripped the media of everything it had to replace it with something easy” and “the author thought up a concept they really really like and are bestowing it upon the character like a medal”

yearning not for the material conditions of the past but its freedom from all these fucking cameras

we are not physically meant to be watched all the time. it used to be considered a form of paranoia when you thought all your devices were listening to you. nowadays it’s like well um