Dont Do This To Me

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

The three pillars of humanity, in no particular order, are Joy, Absurdity, and Sharing

Walmart is reporting record-breaking sales and profits for the past year. They have more money then they could use in a dozen lifetimes and are literally making more money then they ever have before, this is all lies so people blame shoplifters when the Walton family price gouges you even more.

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

if staff doesn't handle these porn bots soon then i will be forced to handle the situation

new years resolution is to become cartoonishly evil

that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly