just sit tight for another night

A migrating phoenix has stopped for a decadent sippy of water from a stagnant puddle in a Walmart parking lot and has ignited the years of accumulated fuel leaks into the surrounding pavement. It's so happy.

kris. kris are you mad at me. are you mad at me kris. are you mad at me for snooping around trying to figure out your little schemes. are you gonna hit me with the hockey stick again. kris. kris do you hate me. is that why you keep trying to shove me into a little box. is that why you hit me with a hockey stick. is it because i’m emotionally invested in the world you live in despite being an outside entity. is it because i make you hug ralsie a lot. is it because i’m snooping around trying to figure out your schemes. is it because i ship suselle. don’t hit me with the stick again. kris are you still mad at me. kris.

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

person (non-practicing)

attention acolytes! in order to maximize shareholder value, i will be turning all of you into gold statues, frozen in twisted spasms of pain for all eternity, in a great and lifeless mausoleum. we expect to eke out a marginal gain in Q3

And how does this increase shareholder value O Great and Powerful Dark One?

Obviously we can add the statues to our assets while also cutting down on employee expenses.

I see! This sounds like a sustainable business practice and I have no further questions.

yes! im so good at Company

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

i hate it when i can tell my perception of a character is diminishing in real time because of fandom wank. like nooooo i want to maintain an objective relationship with the text but everyone is so annoying about you nooooo