Nemo's Stash

i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a society

im not kidding im not kidding have you ever been inside a public bathroom

maths enjoyers and bug enjoyers and horror movie enjoyers and so forth all need to come together and unite against the common enemy of people telling you how much they hate something as soon as you mention you like it

literally can't believe i have to say this but i actually don't? want to hear about how much you hate maths in the tags? people are missing the point of the post it isn't about which of these things you like and don't like and which should be added or removed it's about having the basic decency to not constantly tell people you hate their interests when nobody asked. which you're failing to do right now.

Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.

Baldness is also hot. Literally get with it.

Everyone reblogging this post to add that people don't exist to be hot and bodies can be neutral: you're right. Make your own post about it. This post is about signs of age being hot. I am an adult attracted to other adults. People don't exist to be hot but if you have these traits you are hot, perhaps against your will. Sorry. Happy milf monday.

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

Sif

Congratulations to Marcille DungeonMeshi for achieving Pathetic Little Man status on tumblr, a hard glass ceiling for many female characters to break. I look forward to calling you my sopping wet beast and poor little meow meow for fandom days to come. Keep trucking babygirl, you'll bag Falin one day

genderblent pride flag

oh right, the hypnotism spiral. the hypnotism spiral to trans the people. the hypnotism spiral specifically designed to trans the people. the trans hypnotism spiral.

My friend is trying to name herself, and she's like, "Oh, what's that name that's like marmalade, but it's a name?" and I know she means Adelaide, but I think I can talk her into naming herself Marmalade if I play my cards right here.

Not in a hateful, cruel way, but because my name is Newt, and I think "Newt & Marmalade" sounds like a detective agency that solves mysteries for tiny garden critters.

newt it is DEEPLY TEMPTING to draw this like a children's book illustration rn

can I “Super Reblog” this? is there any way I can signal boost beyond a normal reblog without paying money for a boost or tip or something? because with all the horrid news these days, it’s THIS that keeps me going! <3

[ID: A two-tweet thread by The Debt Collective @/StrikeDebt. It says "People who are not rich must borrow to afford college. So in the long run, they wind up paying *more* for college than rich people who pay out of pocket upfront. In this way, student debt operates as a poverty tax - a form of punishment for being poor and wanting higher education. This is why full student debt cancellation is racially and economically progressive. It's also why we should tax the rich and make college free for everyone - instead of squeezing pennies from people who can't afford it." End ID]