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The mental image of 20 3yos clammering to give another crying 3yo a glass of water has me on the edge of needing a glass of water

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

i am frankly amazed that this has gotten all these notes and not one of them is a pissbaby crying about difficulty options ruining the media 

i love that chuck e cheese is in no way shape or form a clown

supreme champion

not to be fake deep but….men who are kind are not the same as men who are kind to you bc they like you

Jeff shut up

There’s something so deeply ironic about an article saying that a politician’s money doesn’t make a difference, when Donald Trump is president and the article is written by an organisation owned by the richest man in the world.

You ever eat something you should NOT have and immediately beg for God’s forgiveness?

This post screams lactose intolerance

honestly adding a dog pic to a post about eating things you shouldn’t have is incredibly fitting

if u cut off my dick two more will grow in its place

Promise?

this is the strangest and most thought provoking response I’ve ever received on a post