are ye real?

behind every gay person (kevin) is a more evil even gayer person (andrew) and behind that gay person (andrew) is an unfathomably sinister queer abyss (neil)

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

whenever you see C#m on a chord sheet you know the musician was just playing bar chords and couldn’t resist the temptation of the most annoying chord in the god damn book

so i just noticed that c sharp minor is a bit shocking to read when spelled out in shorthand

whenever you see cum on a chord sheet you know the musician was just jackin it

i heard there was a secret chord that david played and it… no. i shan’t

certified door post

HATE when u can feel ur intestines writhing. cease your wriggling insolent belly worm

WHEN do you ever feel that

the worms yearn for escape

The worms are telling you to go see a doctor...

@entities-of-posts the corruption/flesh?

awwww, they were exploring their new enclosure 😍😍😍

john winchester and bobby singer were in a co-parenting situationship for years like that's bobby's deadbeat husband

i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

i cannot punish myself in any way that will unmake the past.