Alpha Big Dick

"Dear Louis Tomlinson,

My name is Harry Styles, the pregnant person in the making on the other side of the ocean. Do you know who I am? Have you been in more contact with Dean Isidro, the photographer you recently worked with? He seems really fond of you. Are you fond of Dean Isidro, Louis Tomlinson? Or, are you only thinking of me, Harry Styles? I am only thinking of you, Louis Tomlinson. And all the kisses and cuddles I will give you next time you are in my arms. And my arms only. Do you remember last month, when you gave me another diamond ring, and I burst out in happy tears, and then we tried making a baby? A baby from love. Do you remember how romantic that was, Louis Tomlinson? How in love you are with me? I love love. I love you. Men like Dean Isidro doesn't understand love like I do. They only understand lust. I can see that from what he posts on his Instagram.

"Dear Louis Tomlinson,

I'm so sorry about my latest letter. I'm dealing with all these pregnancy hormones. And just the thought of you being surrounded by all these thirsty men is making me stressed. And I've read on The Google that stress is not good for pregnant people. :/ Do you still enjoy being married to me? I hope you do. Because I love you. And I miss you. My Lou Boo.

"Dear Dean Isidro,

My name is Harry Styles. Disco diva of the stages and pregnant person in the making. Do you know who I am? We seem to have a lot in common, Dean Isidro. I found this on your Instagram account, and I quote “Massive crush on this one. you understand.” Yes, I do understand, Dean Isidro. I understand very much a lot. I'm actually hqppily married to Louis Tomlinson, and I'm in the progress of getting impregnated with our first love child. That quote is not the only thing I read on your Instagram account about Louis Tomlinson. You have a lot of fun things to say about Louis Tomlinson, Dean Isidro. And last: Is it fun to lust over someone who's already taken, happily married even? :) Maybe you are one of those who enjoy sharing their favorite food with others, but I am NOT that kind of person. :)

All the l- Have a nice day, Harry Styles

Ps; I was going to send you one of my famous gift baskets as a thank you for such beautiful photos of my beloved husband. I have looked at them many, many times. But then, I read what you wrote on your Instagram account. Too bad, that. I think you would have loved my gift basket, Dean Isidro. Everyone does. Especially the lucky bunch of people I call my friends. :)"

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Harry: I said look, don’t touch.