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Do you think Cersei would have been less or more insulted it Robert had called out Ned’s name on their wedding night instead of Lyanna’s

sunday morning cartoon asoiaf animated series au where varys and illyrio are the team rocket-style getting their evil-plan-of-the-week foiled by the main cast who dont even know they exist

ned’s time in king’s landing is actually so funny because you have everyone like littlefinger, varys, cersei, etc. telling him how bad he is at scheming and keeping secrets and playing the game. meanwhile this man has had a secret targ baby hidden up north for 14 years and noneee of them have a clue. he doesn’t even have to try that hard either because no one gaf about bastards, so ned just shoves jon in the back of the hall when the royal family visits and lets him hang out right under their noses. then jon quietly gets tucked away on the wall with absolutely no suspicion from anybody because for once ned didn’t put his trust in anyone but himself. what’s even funnier is that ned gets to king’s landing and immediately starts drawing attention to every single scandal that relates to his own secret…investigating robert’s secret bastards, publicly condemning him for his plan to assassinate a targaryen child, accusing cersei of lying to everyone about her bastards…like why are you bringing up shady bastards when you have a shady bastard of your own to protect. except he actually gets away with it! because he’s taking advantage of westeros’s rigid class hierarchy and their complete disregard for/dismissal of bastards and outsmarts them all and then he just dies. the worst part is that ned can’t even appreciate how funny he is because he’s so repressed that he can only think about jon in any meaningful way via violent ptsd flashbacks. tragic but still an unintentionally better player than any of his killers.

I will never not find it funny that Ned's hidden treason baby plot staying hidden and then getting exacuted for reason but not the treason he actually was committing.

Reblog if you empathize with Luke

At Luke’s age of 19, Uncle Owen established the longest record of holding back the tidal forces of Skywalker bullshit, besting the previous record of 22 minutes set by Obi Wan Kenobi

Egg was like the one Targaryen who we all would have been cool having dragons but didn't lmao.

Finished a Dance with Dragons. No more ASoIaF 😭

Welcome to the Winds of Winter waiting room. I've been here since 2013.

NOOOOOOO someone voted for theon I wanted him to remain with zero votes because it was funny 😭

It should have remained as zero the competition for this one was fierce. Theon was lucky to get that much of a vote when your competition is ramsey, cersei, and euron. Only way to make this harder was add The Mountain

I like how Tidus is this super cool famous star player of a sports team in his world but is actually the most uncool cringelord in the entire game.

Tidus is a memory of a cringier time, to be fair to him

I think the real mistake I made while playing this game while I was younger was somehow telling myself Tidus was kinda cool and then replaying as an adult and cringing into the 6th dimension. Auron still holds up as a badass tho.