Patient is the Night

If a bear cub comes near me it better be ready to be thrown like a discus because I don’t want to be near it if the mom shows up. You better believe I’m breaking track and field records with it’s stupid bear body. 

If a bear cub comes near me it better be ready to be thrown like a discus because I don’t want to be near it if the mom shows up. You better believe I’m breaking track and field records with it’s stupid bear body. 

this is all because I never experienced the triumphs and defeats the epic highs and lows of high school football

@actualwedgeantilles

Someone send me the .pdf so I can do an analysis on this.

As if theirs some context that could explain this.

wtf is this lmaoooo

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

You know what I love a lot more than MY SON: this uh new EVA unit here

,,,,,,,,, what else can I trap in resin

Legolas is next