i am your grandma

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph

gay

compelling argument

what does this say about victor hugo

no he was just french

R.R Tolkien?

autistic infodumping

Put this together and I dread to think how long a novel by an autistic gay Frenchman would be. :p

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

wolves have been renamed to woowoo bears

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.