This is exactly how physics does not work.
Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door?
IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS IM CRYING TEARS. REAL TEARS.
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ADD THE GIF OF SCOOBY DOO WITH THE TRASH CAN LIDS TO THIS POST
Oh, wow.

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This is exactly how physics does not work.
Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door?
IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS IM CRYING TEARS. REAL TEARS.
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ADD THE GIF OF SCOOBY DOO WITH THE TRASH CAN LIDS TO THIS POST
Oh, wow.

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I would love to see how many prototypes they attempted before finally getting to this version, they make it seem so easy, and yet I know that this was attempt #47+. Love it.
a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum
see that bit of grey, faded text?
mystery solved.
an ace attorney fan would have dragged it out far longer than they needed to
I remember finding out that the person was going “is this allowed” to the girl bc the ‘guy’ in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a “sinthetic” that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.
That fucked me up
i did not need to know that
Oh my god its real
I think my favorite thing about this post is how when you watch the video again it’s incredibly obvious that he’s a manakin, and yet because one fucking dude on twitter claimed to be the person who made the video everyone is citing that tweet like it’s a fucking scholarly source.
Oh my god https://youtu.be/aF1qQxPhybE
https://mobile.twitter.com/caitlinwoah/status/1090632731078418434
I want a pangolin Pokémon :(
i cant wait till she tries to figure out why pineco is a bug type
This has got to be the funniest discourse I’ve seen on this hellsite

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“Baby giraffe meets his father and the herd for the first time. Watch the parents embrace at the end.”
(via)
Me thinking the first giraffe on screen is the baby: 😀
Me when they pan over to the actual baby: 😲😭😍
Shadow and Bone Dream Casting | Ben Barnes as The Darkling
Don’t tell me Ben Barnes didn’t walk into his audition with this 2013 fan edit in his hand
(I did not just spend hours scrolling @lbardugo’s tumblr for this)
I forgot DW was an ardvark and I though she was just getting roasted
breakfast
lunch
cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho
you had to be there
thinking...

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if you need me i am going to be binge-reading the archives of my favorite blog on the entire internet which is written by this sweet old man who lives on a farm in the pacific northwest with his husband and a bunch of animals. there are nice pictures of flowers and ducks and the tone is so gentle and soothing:
like… fuck…. i love everything about this blog…. it’s the one good thing left online
sir………i am literally crying right now
LOOK. AT. THEM.
oh to be a chicken eating organic steamed rice on a snowy day…. i mean…. my god
Society if humans were pack hunters
This post is indecipherable, thank you
I believe that the OP is suggesting that, if humans were pack hunters, the people of Ohio would have conquered their way across the entirety of the continental United States territory as we’ve come to understand it, stopped only by the efforts of the unimpeachable naval power of the Caribbean Gulf Waterlords of Florida whose power within the seas and foresight was so great that they cut Mexico and Canada off, severing North America into the Mexican and Canadian Subcontinents, and ceaselessly patrolling the resulting Straits, Locks, and the east and west coast as a civil service to the rest of the world preventing Ohio from becoming all that is and all that could be.
#CROW NO
Crow: CROW YES!
It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.
science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing
Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.
Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:
THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE
BECAUSE IT IS FUN
This speaks to me on a molecular level.
birbs just wanna have fun
Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.
‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’
I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo
Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

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french people when they were coming up with the French language
this is what the Académie Française looks like so honestly you’re not that far off