catboy dirtworm

hate when I rb a post that i think is just good but it turns out it's vaguing like fifteen other posts and now it looks like I've take a Stance even though I just woke up and haven't even been born yet truly

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

taking a polly pocket dress out of my pocket with shaky hands and putting it in my mouth like a cigarette

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

another week of whatever the fuck this shit is

santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde 

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being