Hey dont disrespect the great teacher like that

who’s putting washing machines in their kitchen

British people, apparently

tag with where you live and where your washing machines reside

yeah, you definitely want to make a lighthearted remark

Opening a tarot booster pack i got 4 common Towers and one holographic Death

Actually duplicates are useful for strategy building, since you can have up to 4 copies of a card in your deck

There’s been a widespread effort to start several lies about the CHAZ, including food scarcity and supposed chaos, but everyone I know locally who is there has said it’s all well supplied, calmly run, and feeling wonderfully supportive and communal.

my surgery is on august 4th and i need to make the full payment two weeks before. i’m so close to my goal! less than a hundred shirts and i’m there! also: it’s pride month, baby!!!

RBG vibes

What if that was your house What if a sheep lives off the grass on your house

Shes my landlord

Nvm there is one(1) good landlord

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

Some of these are fucking wild.

Wtf i read a post avout this but it was from one-time-i-dreamt and nothing could prepare me for this being true

Hey reblog this actually

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

Oof when theyre your best friends