"GIVE ME THAT MAN THAT IS NOT PASSION'S SLAVE,

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

if you're fucked up enough even hugging someone can feel predatory

i just want to rest my head on someone and finally breathe

what the, op must have been a cute and delightful princess when she wrote this

It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere