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[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

march 4th? unto where?

evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

thinking about the lady who lied to solomon about it being her baby and was totally cool with his idea of giving her half a baby like what was her plan