probably full of dog slobber

Gender affirming BBQ

LGBBQT

my favorite genre of humor is alt text being just completely factual and somehow reading the image for filth

T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

not to be mistaken for toxic positivity again but my god you need to learn to love the oppressed more than you hate their oppressors or else you are just delighting in feeling righteous while leaving those in need out in the cold

those without pure heart refer to this website as “an app”

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

I've got to find myself more macrophage

Now Hiring: macrophages

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

Unblock me so our love can bloom

Avblockera mig så att vår kärlek kan blomstra

thanks mom, how’d you know what i was doing today

For the love of Gods, unmute this please

tragic: tumblr user develops new obsession(s) with media that none of their mutuals know or care about

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.