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qcharlie

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

qcharlie

"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.

qcharlie

i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights

pangur-and-grim

btw I was in a voice call with my friends last night and they shouted at me for like 10 minutes straight about the sharpened bananas. some very hurtful things were said, such as "it sucks so bad", "it really really sucks", and "stop saying it doesn't suck."

and you know what? I learned something from that call. sometimes, you have to ignore all your friends and your loved ones. sometimes, it is you against the world, and that's alright. because the sharpened bananas sentence is good.

ripempezardexerox

softlyfiercely

My brother’s friend went exploring in a mine shaft and found a ringtail and thought it was a “sketchy ass cat” and decided to pet it and it bit him and he had to go to the hospital for rabies shots DONT DO DRUGS KIDS

softlyfiercely

Bringing this back cause it’s amazing

nico-the-overlord

How does this have under 1k notes

consumerofshorthomies

WTF DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T A HERITAGE POST

@satan-offical thoughts?

softlyfiercely

if this becomes a heritage post my life would be complete although i feel i should provide some more context as this post begins to blow up:

-the video is from a time before sharing files across devices was trivial, which is why it looks so bizarre. my brother took the original video which i believe was a snapchat video which somehow got uploaded onto my parents’ computer, where my brother showed it to me. i immediately recognized the comedic gold and insisted on getting my own copy, so i re-filmed it on my own digital camera, which is why my brother is narrating what the video will be about before it starts. i then managed to get it onto my tumblr through a series of dark magic rituals. this is why it has an old mac toolbar AND a weird caption AND a vidlab watermark. simpler times indeed

-i was not involved in the act of exploring an abandoned mine shaft (extremely dangerous, do not do this) or touching the wild animal (extremely dangerous, do not do this) or hanging out with my brother (extremely dangerous, do not do this) and i do not endorse any of the behavior depicted here. leaving me notes and comments explaining that this was a bad idea is not a productive use of your time. i have known that everything my brother and his friends do is stupid and dangerous my entire life but at least in this instance we get to enjoy the fruits of their poor choices

-preston was fine. he was scratched up and got some rabies shots but this was not the first, last, or worst injury incurred by a young man who decided to follow my brother’s recommendations for what would be a good and cool idea to do. (his best friend was taken from our house to the ER six times over the course of middle and high school.) to my knowledge the ringtail was also fine despite his encounter with the cast of temu jackass.

-THIS IS PRESTON, GETTING EATEN, BY A….SKETCHY ASS CAT. MILESUNDERGROUND

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forgotten-emerald

homunculus-argument

do you have chicken nuggets in finland or do you guys eat the awebo every day?

It's illegal to hunt them this far south, and they don't sell that kind of seasonal game meat in grocery stores. You can, however, buy a tube of reindeer pureé and spread it on your toast.

svenskjavel

Bredbart renkött??

boxmakesart

butcher . (Simon, Iron Lung)

so-much-for-subtlety

in 2015 we didn’t have AI psychosis so people had to make do by believing a dress was white and gold

thickness-protection-program

Because it was

queer-as-city-folk

Is the gold in the room with us right now?

thatoneliquidbicricket

yes. the dress is gold.

...

the dress has always been gold

r u saying this doesn't look white and gold to u???

...

queer-as-city-folk

what.

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

it's a white and gold dress in cool blue dim lighting w/ bright warm light behind it, making an optical illusion. we're not fucking doing this again

im-mender

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

oh god fucking damn it

kaban-bang

I know tumblr likes to exclusively make it about bloody hospitals but this is what Color Theory is about

theflowergrrl

HOW DID THIS DISCOURSE COME BACK IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026!???

marzipanandminutiae

when I tell you people were shouting up and down my dorm's hallways about this when it first happened

(the dress was by Roman Originals and it was in fact blue and black. but they made a one-off white and gold one for charity later)

thethirdromana

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

vampfuneralprye

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thethirdromana

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

vampfuneralprye

targetedknowledge

l-ultimo-squalo

Digital painting by Cassie Allis

bakwaaas

I hear that

kevytmaitohorsma

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

worldbuilding-tomfoolery

oysters-aint-for-me

BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.

oysters-aint-for-me

chemicalcain

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

ariadne-mouse

he is Calculating

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parkayquarts

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

swagvo1d

doomed

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