The Neighbour's Cat

Yes, your seal is childproof, however, it is also 30 year old adult with carpal tunnel proof as well

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

Sibling rivalry only works on the page if both siblings secretly think the other one got the easier version of their childhood. Nobody thinks they won. Write both of them convinced they lost, and suddenly the fighting makes sense.

I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted

the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it

what if i find a cool rock and want to take it home with me

Every time a member of the USS Enterprise has found a cool rock and taken it home, it has resulted in eleven deaths, six temporal displacements, the holodecks breaking again, and somebody getting turned into a lizard. Pockets are a privilege, not a right.

I’ve gotten more notes on this comment than anything else I’ve ever posted, but this is the best addition to it I’ve ever seen. Thank you.

THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GET NOTES

Sorry, if you're a non-Finn posting something about Finland or Finns we flock to it like sharks smelling blood, but in a friendly way. <3

*throwing Finnish tags in the water as Shark bait*

Ken uskaltaa kutsua SuomiTumppua, se tuhat notea saakoon kantaakseen.

GUYS STOP INVESTING

my specialty is liking the same movies that 50-year-old dads like but in a way that would instantly send those dads into cardiac arrest if they heard me talk about them