i wish she'd stay mine

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL  “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.  

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

My toxic fandom take is that I think that it's awful how much we can talk to creators and get answers from them word of god style. We should be out here in a godless place rooting for scraps of lore in the media like truffle pigs out in the fields

Getting high on open window air

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

girl put that snout AWAY it is not sniffing time right now

and thats what i would say if there could ever be a reason to put your snout away. its always sniffing time. i love you.

sometimes water tastes so good and you drink it in such a ferociously passionate way that you frighten yourself

all of our knights are wearing chainmail bikinis but its kind of hard to tell on account of the gambeson, cuirass, surcoat, etc

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

Who is kakashi

kakashi from accounting class

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself