A-Yao Love Zone

PROPAGANDA:

[Gomez]

"It's not fair if Morticia's the only one hogging all the pain of childbirth. Her hubby wants some too!"

"t4t Gorticia. That is all."

[Yue Qingyuan]

- “Kray. I will never forgive you.” (6/?)

now, both are inaccurate representations of the animal as these are outdated pictures, if you want to see an accurate version see image below

shitpost dispatches from lan high school (aka best era nie huaisang + watching his babysitter make heart-eyes at the principle's nephew)

bonus: the principle's nephew making heart-eyes back at the babysitter

Because sure, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian were being shamelessly cuddly, but Jin Guangyao—the man who was revealing his supervillain masterplot bit by bit throughout this altercation—spent a portion of that time on his knees in front of Lan Xichen with a tearful, "it's not true baby let me explain," routine—during which you can physically see Lan Xichen yo-yo in real-time between fully buying into jiggy's excuses, then snapping himself out of it with a colorful spectrum of emotions that are definitely in contrast with the Lan family precepts.

What's worse, not only are Jin Guangyao and Lan Xichen essentially two of the biggest celebrities of the cultivation world, but most of the cultivators present actively work for Jin Guangyao. That is their boss ugly crying on the floor trying not to fumble the man they are actively holding as their prisoner.