Fucking Nerd™

my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw

If a ratperson says they’re cheesed to meet you, etiquette dictates that you respond, “The cheddar is all mine”

@ratgirldick

̸͙̏̋̀B̸͈̪̤̑Ŕ̶̲̍̄Ề̵̡A̷̺͔͋D̶̦͍̔͝ ̶͕̹͚̇́̊Í̸̮S̸̯̿̌̏ ̴̲͓̾B̷͚̂̐̍A̷͚̬̾ͅD̷͔͇͎̐̏ ̷̳̭̒͗F̶̛͇O̷͉͉͐R̵̲̄͋̀ ̶̳͎̊͝O̵̖̥͝U̷̝̗͉̓Ŕ̷̨͔̊̉ ̷̙̫̜̂Ḓ̴̰̝͊̍̆Ḭ̷̧̬̋̏̃G̴̣̮̮̏E̷͈̳̠̎̓S̴̜̐T̴͓͚͋ͅI̷̙͙̚͝͝V̷͍̖̹̇̅̈Ȩ̵̿ ̸͇̔̍S̸̨͖̭͂͂Y̴̱̎̌̾S̸̖̣̊́͑Ṫ̶͎̠̼̔E̶͕̳͋̓M̶͓̼̄͜S̵̰̐̓͗.̸̫̒̂͛ ̶̪͕̥̉͝R̶̟̪̂̀Ẽ̵̗̥ͅP̶̺̏E̴͓͖͆Ń̵̘̯́͘T̸͉̃ ̷̱̔͠Ȧ̵̡̱̼Ṋ̷̔̆D̴̫̰́̈́͜ ̸̘̘̖̓̉͘F̵̢͍̟́E̴̹̪͙̓Ḛ̵̚D̸̰͝ ̶͔͖͈͂̐͗M̶̬̣̓͠Ę̸̋ ̵̧̢̞͒̾͝S̸̫̲̍̅͠E̷͈̓̒̈E̷͖͝D̷̨͕̒̌̈́S̸͎̞̦͂͐ ̴̦͈̬̊̀̆

anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms

if you want the rewards of being my lover you must submit to the mortifying ordeal of zigazig ah

Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no

my washing machine wrote this when i jammed a comforter in there wrong

how the fuck do yall relax in the presence of another human……how 2 stop performing 

Oh my god I love him

synchronized slapping class

you look really good tonight bro like youre looking really handsome dude i could kiss you but not really hahaha lol im just playing around with you man... unless..