The Random musings of ME!

doc: yeah sure

me: okay can you also give me med B dose 3?

doc: yep, sent to your pharmacy

pharmacy: hi we got your prescriptions, we're working on it

me: cool

pharmacy: hi your prescription for med B is ready but there's an insurance issue with med A

me: okay I'm going to wait a few days and see if that clears

pharmacy: hi your prescription for med B is ready but there's an insurance issue with med A

me: yeah you said as much

pharmacy: hi your prescription for med B is ready but there's an insurance issue with med A

me: okay but like are you working on it?

pharmacy: hi your prescription for med B is ready but there's an insurance issue with med A

me (calling pharmacy): hi I'm just checking in on my meds, how's it going?

pharmacy tech: med B is ready but it looks like there's some type of insurance issue for med A

me: that's actually what I'm calling about, do you need anything from me to fix that?

pharmacy tech: I don't know, let me go talk to the pharmacist.

me (on hold): ...

pharmacy tech: okay it's all set and should be ready this evening

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

Arakawa realized the burgeoning youth of the early 2000s wasnt interested in another plucky spry optimistic young shonen protag. Instead she gave us a short ugly egotistical asshole smarter-than-you atheist with so much money and power that people could no longer best him in arguments by telling him “dude shut up ur literally like 12″ 

Five pages in we’re told Edward’s famous and rich and powerful. Five more pages and he’s calling some girl stupid for thinking God exists. Five more pages and he’s proven right. Five more and he’s kicked an evil priest’s teeth in. And no one can tell his mom on him.