The Random musings of ME!

don't make me Mtn Dew Baja Blast all over this place

she's mtn dew baja blasting her nuts off!

i will Mtn Dew Baja Blast your nuts off for free

I don't think we're bullying Airy enough tbf

Unfortunately, most of my mutuals would rather be in the same situation, so to rephrase it, I'M not bullying Airy enough

THEY KILLED HER FOR THIS

...

What the fuck is happening??

7 dead accounts. Zero violations. This is retributive.

I don't think we're bullying Airy enough tbf

Unfortunately, most of my mutuals would rather be in the same situation, so to rephrase it, I'M not bullying Airy enough

THEY KILLED HER FOR THIS

...

What the fuck is happening??

7 dead accounts. Zero violations. This is retributive.

@durlinafalteth

1920s gangster voice: when you stare into the boid the boid stares back

happy pride month to this post specifically

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

Dinosaur!! :D

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