月影

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

"queer-owned business" means nothing. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

When you're unable to solve an IT problem at work, there really is nothing quite like having it escalated all the way up the ladder. With every step, there is a degree of smugness about how real my problem is, and that yes, I was right to have trouble with this.

You can get a minor version of this if one IT person solves it but they spend a bunch of time repeating things you’ve already tried and when they eventually solve it it’s by doing something you wanted to try but didn’t have the requisite permissions to do

Was in a situation where neither I, nor my boss knew what was causing the problem, so we ended up calling one of the head engineers, and ive never experienced anything quite as validating as the moment where said head engineer, after spending several minutes just staring at the problem, quietly said "what the fuck"

parents love giving you job hunting advice that's like Have you tried destroying and betraying yourself for nothing

yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?

crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder