And so wept the fallen star, making rivers with its tears.

hey. don't cry. ℵ0 natural numbers, ok?

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

every tgirl is her own princess and she deserves to be treated as such

licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

make sure all of the letters on my grave stone are lowercase so i can remain cool and casual even in death