Oh! It is a "water sausage."

i want ice cream .

oh my apologies i see my mistake

Quick put an animal book in front of him and ask him what this guy is

there's an xkcd for that also

“The LEGO Movie was my favorite movie of 2014, but it strikes me that the main character was male, because I feel like in our current culture, he HAD to be. The whole point of Emmett is that he’s the most boring average person in the world. It’s impossible to imagine a female character playing that role, because according to our pop culture, if she’s female she’s already SOMEthing, because she’s not male. The baseline is male. The average person is male. You can see this all over but it’s weirdly prevalent in children’s entertainment. Why are almost all of the muppets dudes, except for Miss Piggy, who’s a parody of femininity? Why do all of the Despicable Me minions, genderless blobs, have boy names? I love the story (which I read on Wikipedia) that when the director of The Brave Little Toaster cast a woman to play the toaster, one of the guys on the crew was so mad he stormed out of the room. Because he thought the toaster was a man. A TOASTER. The character is a toaster. I try to think about that when writing new characters— is there anything inherently gendered about what this character is doing? Or is it a toaster?”

Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere

me if i was a zombie:guhhhhh guhhhhhh

Sorry to bother you at a time like this but I wanted to let you know that I had a dream Monday night where Deltarune was updated and the only thing that changed was that Kris got a “cuteness” attribute added to their stats. It was always maxed out no matter what you equipped.

time to break this out again

So idk if you guys know of a game called Undertale. Its by Toby Radiation Fox, the guy who does homestuck music.

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

The Poisoned Ant = tavern for villains and rogues