Check Meowth

it's scary the amount of people who wholeheartedly believe that men and women are fundamentally different creatures

wind turbine

yeah you win

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

pandora’s box but it’s a gamecube

She opens up the disc drive and all the horrors of the world are released but there is also a copy of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

That’s the hope that was left at the bottom