Aeryn Walker's Girly Geek Smut

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement. 

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

Things I didn’t know

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”

You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.

Dana Scully horny on main

If you can’t parlay fame into free vibrators then I honestly don’t know what good it is.

Are you going?

I actually prefer my porn to be non nude as I don’t deserve nudity. And my compulsive masturbation started with non nude images like Victoria Secret magazines and Spanish channel, so I’d say this caption is basically correct.

spread love

Instead of complaining that men take up too much space maybe we should just start talking up space again.

Big skirts Big stance Big mood

can someone bring capes back into fashion

when the fuck did they even go out of fashion

Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion

I found the design!!!! http://www.badwolfcostumes.com/p/versatile-fantasy-cape.html?m=1

I scoured the notes for thus and i refuse to rb a version without it so thank you kind wonderful stranger

Tricks for treats.

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

thats quitter talk

ME: I try to jump over the gap DM: Roll for acrobatics 8 ball: Not likely DM: you take 97 damage and die

i will never forget the Harley Quinn cosplayer that sat behind me during an O.W.Ls exam at a con and singlehandedly wiped the floor of everyone else with her HP trivia knowledge giving Slytherin house a ton of points. at the very end of the panel she leaned forward to me and silently whispered “i work as a guide at Harry Potter World at Universal” with the most evil grin on her face. what a Slytherin thing to do. well played, Harley Quinn of my dreams. well played.

I know enough people who work there that i’d believe this

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