Be Gay! Do Crime.

i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.

i want to play video games but i also want to read but i also want to watch a show but i also need to go to the store but i also think i should go to the gym but i also want to cook a real meal for dinner but i also need to get gas but i also want to call my best friend so i'm just gonna do none of it

i love you albums! i love you listening to the songs in the original order! i love you intros and outros! i love you interludes! i love you concept albums! i love you music!

when ur making out and they bite your lip ahsbehstsvsvsfstwuwb

all i want are some sleepy cuddles and lots of inappropriate touching