also fond of the whos, the howes, and the whats

congratulations, you have been formally invited to the amazing digital fuckfest! will you attend? [YES] or [YES!]

today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.

reblog this post to help a child break the law

just felt you with my feelers. Not interested. DO NOT LAY EGGS IN OR NEAR ME.

*polishes my sword*

DO NOT JERK OFF NEAR MY NEST.

hello we are your bank. we'd like to update you on the fact that you have: ZERO DOLLARS in your bank account. just to confirm: you have ZERO DOLLARS. click this link to learn more: https://zerodollars.com

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

thinking about experiencing my first sensation soon

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people