also fond of the whos, the howes, and the whats

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

Heard the quaker oats guy is running a fuck a fan contest!

I'm gonna be honest, I posted this and immediately forgot about it. Why bother, not like I'm gonna win.

I know vampirism is often used as a metaphor for the drain of the aristocracy but I think it would be fun to have more vampire characters who were just some guy before they got turned. You seek out the most ancient vampire in existence and find out he was a 40 year old wheat farmer in ancient Mesopotamia when he was turned 7,000 years ago and he hasn’t been doing much since then.

Im grading the final exams for the class I TA for and I'm checking the name of the one I've just graded so I can enter it in the gradebook when I notice that after the name it says in parentheses "just visiting ! =)". And that I do not know this student, they are not enrolled in this class, and they just showed up on the last day to take the final . Innovative use of free will

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

followjob from a girl with huge mutuals

everyone get more normal about casual sex right now. it's not morally wrong. sexual attraction is not evil. take a deep breath

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

we should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend

Emmrich Volkarin is so funny as a companion because he is a professor who teaches theoretical applied metaphysics and you hire him as a Fade Expert, but you still expect him to accompany you as you go out and have fights to the death against Qunari soldiers

nothing 2 melatonin gummies and 3 benadryl cant fix