Life.

@gratefullee check this out!

THIS IS AMAZING

THIS WAS A GRIPPING NARRATIVE

Oh wow lol

I’ve never been on the edge of my seat….. until now.

Do this for any company that asks you to review their employees always.

You wouldn’t believe the number of times I swear I get 4/5 star ratings at my job just because the way people think is “well 5/5 means perfect and nobody’s perfect, 4/5 is good!” The company I work for doesn’t understand this common mentality at all, and will let people go over not having consistent enough 5/5 ratings. Obviously they don’t inform the customers of that.

this also applies to your restaurant servers!!

Clearly, someone doing something for a short period of time does not automatically mean that they can do it indefinitely with no problem.

does anyone have more these are great

@transnureyev I didn’t know you were a taxi driver

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town