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#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on?? 

Me: Oh, good thing I never-

this was disproven years ago. the real problem comes from holding your elbow at 90° or closer for long periods, which compresses the ulnar nerve & causes cubital tunnel syndrome (i have CTS, but i got it from typing, not holding my phone). CTS causes pain/numbness/tingling and weakness/loss of control in the pinky and ring fingers as its primary symptoms. holding your pinky at an odd angle or putting weight on it isn’t the cause. it’s a symptom.

Bellies are made to be tickled

In the ye olde days, when technology allowed phones to become small but there was no general concensus on what a phone should/ought to look like, it was like the wild west of phone design. The crazier it was, the higher the prestige. Phones back then did two things and they did them with flamboyance.

"branson reese, whoever you are" put some respect on the smooth sharks one fear man's name

reminder that consent is not static. it can be revoked at any time, in any circumstance, and it NEVER requires an explanation beyond “no”. if you cannot respect that, you should not be on this app or any app for that matter.