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every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

unless its egregious, i'm not embarrassed to be fooled by ai. "oh i got lied to via something made by the Lying Machine the machine we made to Lie really well" like it's gonna happen it's no egg on your face. just be chill about it

don't get me wrong. it's always devastating always humbling. no one wants to fall for the lying machine it just sounds bad. but you can't dwell

Has anyone ever told you that you look beautiful laid out under a surgical light?

FTL communications travel significantly faster than the ships themselves. You are a Captain who just received a frantic, terrifying distress signal from your own ship, dated tomorrow.

Immediately overload and detonate the reactor core. Can't come from my own ship tomorrow if my own ship doesn't exist tomorrow! Take that, temporal paradox!

"lesbian bed death" fuck yes my 3 favorite things

they're also an awesome goth rock band

oh sick

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world