I go to seek a Great Perhaps

idk what it is about pride and prejudice that’s so appealing. maybe it’s the fantasy of telling a man he’s self centred and arrogant and he believes it and changes for the better

I'm the modern Oracle of Delphi but instead of breathing in ground vapors to bring about visions I just drink an extra large french vanilla iced coffee and vibrate until I am tuned in

interesting fact about me is that I have a great memory but I also have a shit memory

adult emailing culture is overthinking how polite you sound and forgetting to send the attachments

I wish there was an equivalent to the “bitch you live like this?” image for boring minimalist spaces

me to me: don’t worry baby

I didn’t realize this was about wind I just thought the lady was having a bad day

those “i don’t have 2020 vision” posts were right. i literally never could have told you this is how the year would go

anyway, *daydreams*