we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

im gorbachev who wants to be reagan

Mr. gorbachev tear down those pants

RIP Gorbachev (2 March 1931 – 30 August 2022)

I cannot believe this is where I heard the news.

sweet dreams my pink friend

this is the only picture i want to look at for the rest of my life

Not my gay ass coveting the cursed amulet! 😂😂😂

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

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