life be hard

there’s at least one mean bone in my body

you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

the discussion surrounding chappell roan is so weird bc I thought we all agreed that the paparazzi should be attacked and killed in the street

just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs

I’m gaslighting my stove

he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

They liked his little dance so much they gave him a spotlight

family album

I HATE YOU YOUTUBE NEW LAYOUT I HATE YOU SPOTIFY NEW LAYOUT I HATE YOU TUMBLR LIVE I HATE YOU YOUTUBE SHORTS I HATE YOU NOTES BUBBLE I HATE TIKTOKIFICATION OF EVERYTHING I HATE YOU ALGORITHMS AND TARGETED ADS I HATE WHAT THE INTERNET IS COMING TO

the libs wanna rename it to san frantransco

reblog and put in the tags what your childhood password that you just stuck with is!