It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

Forget About Your Boyfriend And Meet Me At The Hotel Room. You Can Bring Your Girlfriends And Meet Me At The Hotel Room. We At The Hotel Motel Holiday Inn. We At The Hotel Motel Holiday Inn.

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

The princess does not have "depression," it's called an Air of Melancholy and it makes me very beautiful in a dignified and subtly tragic way

Every dog has a “dog pearl”. It makes it by eating grass. When a dog dies it uses its pearl energy to manifest one wish. We don’t know what they wish for, but our thaumaturgists have traced their leylines through history. The consequences of dog wishes on the current political climate can’t be understated.

can we stop pretending that anyone assigned female at birth has some mystical connection to womanhood or lesbianism. it’s such a conservative outlook on identity i can’t believe we have to even pretend to entertain it.

Wow thats so cool how youre like a hot girl but you say slurs and do coke.... dont tell me youre an anorexic fascist too 😍😍😍 Its gonna be so sad and fucked up when you get cancer and realise u have no one

watching the eng dub of naruto again for funsies

SASUKEEE

modern art exhibit titled "I bet you won't kill yourself" that is just a loaded gun on a podium in a museum