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watching the new episode of Game Changer like
there is something very satisfying about game changer getting alex horne to provide score commentary for the earwigs episode. i hope it happened exactly like when jason mantzoukas was asked to do commentary for the conkers game on taskmaster and he said "what is this footage? I don't understand what's going on" and they told him oh it's conkers to which he said "what the fuck is conkers??" meanwhile alex horne would have received the game changer footage with no additional information and gone "right they're all wearing wigs, they've all got earpieces, it's your standard triple layer fakeout mini games within games game" and did it all in one take
Give me smart Whumpees. Give me a Whumpee who can read a room in 5 minutes and adapt to ensure they survive.
Give me a Whumpee who planned it all along and is only taking the whump for an ulterior motive.
Give me a Whumpee who’s intelligence catches Whumper’s eye
Give me a Whumpee who’s intelligence catches Caretaker’s eye
Give me a Whumpee who know how to calm down Whumper’s anger, even at their own risk
Give me a calculative Whumpee who know how to fake the effects of the whump
Give me a smart Whumpee.

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"he can't write women" is crazy because its not like women are aliens or whatever but i guess men dont see women as people so it all adds up huh!!!!
perhaps i am missing something but i just dont understand how this is an issue that is struggled with by men. i know i answered my own question above but sometimes i'm floored by the stupidity of it yknow.
and then these guys will sit at the top of best selling lists and be considered giants of the genres they write for. its fine i guess
"A man once asked me — it is true that it was at the end of a very good dinner, and the compliment conveyed may have been due to that circumstance — how I managed in my books to write such natural conversation between men when they were by themselves. Was I, by any chance, a member of a large, mixed family with a lot of male friends? I replied that, on the contrary, I was an only child and had practically never seen or spoken to any men of my own age till I was about twenty-five. “Well,” said the man, “I shouldn’t have expected a woman [meaning me] to have been able to make it so convincing.” I replied that I had coped with this difficult problem by making my men talk, as far as possible, like ordinary human beings. This aspect of the matter seemed to surprise the other speaker; he said no more, but took it away to chew it over. One of these days it may quite likely occur to him that women, as well as men, when left to themselves, talk very much like human beings also." - Dorothy L. Sayers: Are Women Human? (1938)
sleep during recovery is so so important to me. hypervigilant whumpee choosing a small, enclosed space for sleep, in order to feel safe. only getting sleep for a few hours at a time, and being constantly exhausted. getting horrid nightmares every night, hating the thought of even laying down out of fear of them.
finally conking out at an unexpected time... falling asleep on caretaker's chest, taking a nap on the couch, falling asleep at their desk as they were working on something. caretaker picking them up and carrying them to bed, with whumpee unsure how they feel about it in the morning... caretaker surprised to see whumpee looking calm and relaxed for the first time....
I love a “I can talk to you about anything and not feel judged” kind of vibe.
whumpee who’s too ashamed of their scars/wounds to let caretaker see… whumpee who gets really guarded… whumpee who’s constantly in long pants or sleeves, maybe even gloves, socks, a mask… Whumpee who’s constantly only treats the wounds in complete isolation…
whumpee who for one reason or another suddenly needs to expose/treat their wounds with someone around…
bauhaus. in the middle of baustreet

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i have tested positive for tzatziki
Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"
Whump Prompts: micro expressions
Creepy Whumper biting his lip while observing whumpee
Whumpees lips quivering before they're about to burst into tears. Same with sniffling and scrunching their nose.
Stoic whumpees eyebrows instead of eyes doing the talking
Whumpee's face blanching at the mere sight of whumper
Vice versa, caretaker finally sees whumpee and their face goes white
Defiant whumpee gritting teeth trying not to scream or cry. They will not give whumper what they want.
Whumpee biting down on their tongue, or chewing on their cheek to prevent themselves from blurring out how they really truly feel about Whumper
Stoic whumpee blushing as caretaker changes their bandages
The twitch in caretakers stoic expression as whumpee breaks down, and tells caretaker everything.
secretive whumpee who always appears calm and put together. who keeps people at arm length. who is haunted by their past but does everything to not let others know. who sits there while other people share funny stories from their childhood or shenanigans from when they were younger, and know they can't tell anything without disclosing too much of their trauma or secrets they don't want to share. the team eventually notices that whumpee is silent, and someone asks them, "whumpee, you're so quiet. maybe you'll tell us something? i'm dying to learn more about you."
they force a confident smile and shake their head. "i'm afraid i don't have something to add. continue your fun, it's really entertaining to listen to."
"but it's unfair!" a teammate cries. "you know so much about us, and we know almost nothing about you!"
whumpee tenses. their smile become tense and frozen. "i'm not in the mood for… stories." they pretend to look at the clock and get up. "excuse me, i have some responsibilities to attend. if you don't mind—i'm leaving now."
nobody gets up to stop them, but everyone follows them with their eyes.
"does anybody else think it's strange?" asks one of the teammates, and receives several concerned nods.

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Hello, would you please write another prompt list? Any topic you want!
Of course, I would love to! :D
Since this is the first day that is cold enough that I can actually think (yay heatwave without AC! /s), how about some fire and ice hero/villain prompts (plus some whump mixed into it) ✨
Fire Hero who is scared to use their power as they fear accidentally hurting someone as they can’t fully control their inner fire (bonus if fear makes the fire run more wild and out of control)
Chaotic "wildfire" Ice Villain vs calm calculated Fire Hero
Ice Villain with stone cold look, yet touches Hero with the most gentles of hands
Ice/Fire Hero kidnapped/attacked by Supervillain who has the same power as them and gets to experience “real cold/heat”
Villain kidnapping Fire powered hero to use them to power their weapon.
Person with fire power using their fire for blacksmithing.
Scared Ice/Fire power Whumpy startled by Caretaker getting too close and accidentally burning/freezing them.
Fire Whumpee collapsing into a shivering sick mess after over using their powers too much.
Villain playing with fire (aka. annoying hero)
Everyone thinks that Hero has just ice powers but they actually have both ice and fire. It’s just too painful to do quickly as it means they need to swap their internal temperature.
Caretaker making fireproof clothing for Fire Whumpee.
Teammates think that Wumpee can’t freeze/overheat due to their powers so gets sent out to work in really bad weather conditions.
Whumpee can never trust a sneeze or half their apartment is set on fire.
Fire Villain/Hero who looks normal in the light, but glows slightly in the dark
Ice Hero/Villain leaving ice blocks all over the city for stray dogs/cats to enjoy in the summer heat.
Carewumper putting Fire Whumpee in the freezer when they are not behaving
Fire Hero who was kidnapped as a civilian. How did Villain find out who they were? Their footsteps melted the snow, leaving a trail right to them.
I really like silent comfort.... maybe for a whumpee who's too embarrassed to truly let their guard down, to ask for care verbally and relish in it visibly, maybe for a caretaker who isn't great with words. loaded glances and signals, a familiar routine that they've both been accustomed to, cradling them in the dead of night without saying a word