go protect me, honey

this is so touching

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

friendly reminder use your turn signal

hey I’m from tennessee i don’t understand this post?

show this post to the horse you ride around on he’ll take it from there

can we PLEASE stop this trend of “my kink is [insert joke or basic expectation of a relationship]”?? legit, it’s not funny and is actually just kink shaming. cut it out. 

My kink is forgetting I saw this post

when are y'all gonna stop blindly inheriting your parent’s ignorant ideals and start thinking critically

When he lets you wake up in your own time before the torture session #bae