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@ebitheaxolotl

~they/he~ yello i just exist here sometimes ig??? i'll post art once i feel like it be nice please i will have inactive periods sometimes. no i am not dead. i like a lot of things but rn it's specifically homestuck and ego renegade boy/ flavor foley, feel free to ask about my fandoms! i'm more of a mushroom now than a axolotl but hey that's my name forever dms are open to mutuals i think ~one day i shall make a intro post for all this shit to go in~

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the-worm-from-the-string

DELTARUNE TOMORROW 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TODAY!!!

ebitheaxolotl

HAPPY DELTARUNE TOMORROW EVERYBODY!!

#deltarune tomorrow #:DDDD

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mapsontheweb

Map of Native American etymologies for “horse”. There were no horses in the Americas before the colonists arrived. Native Americans quickly developed new words for this strange animal, often associating them with dogs, their one other domestic animal before contact with Europe.

boychic-deactivated20230922

@coyotecure your tags have me cackling omfg

headspace-hotel

Mystery dog…

cool-ghoul

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

sandersstudies

The Spanish: Look at this animal we brought with us.

Native Americans: oh that’s a uh. Weird fucking dog you got there.

#ok yeah but what about #“single nail on each foot”#huge-ass not-dog thing shows up #and the 1st thing you notice #is that it doesn't fucking have fingernails #so you call it that #it just has 1 large one

mochiiknight

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

mintsky420

these miis are driving me nuts

silly-little-arson-frog-offical

I am not part of the project hail mary fandom and know nothing about it, yet it's all over my feed. Here's what I've gathered so far:

mc is a sassy middle aged science teacher who would both kill/die(?) for his friends, but would also trade them for a snickers purely for the love of the game. would rather shave his head than kiss someone

mc looks like he did crack in college and would probably throw hands with his 86 y/o professor for forcing certain beliefs in the classroom. he would lose and whine about it.

there's a silly little rock thing that is really good friends with the mc and has very little understanding of exactly how humans work. would panic if it saw synchronized swimming

they're in space I think. maybe.

silly little rock has a big silly green rock partner

there's a girl and I think she would sell mc for loose pocket change and an oreo

is this at all accurate

#this is also what i have gathered

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d1n0s4urzz

Happy late birthday to technoblade I forgor

#oopsie me too

theconcealedweapon

This is why "eat the rich" is not a violent statement. Rich people literally kill others for their own profits. Any violence against rich people who do this is self defense.

This is also one of the many reasons why there are zero good cops. The nicest cop in existence would arrest someone for stealing to survive but would not arrest these greedy employers for killing for profit.

crippled-peeper

why is it so fucking hot out

exitwound

mutuals

the-valiant-valkyrie

Which is prev?

Unmarried girl

Apologist

Craftsman who works with a wheel

Archivist

Dying person

Educator

Girl

Jurist

Knife sharpener

Lawyer

Librarian

Remaining time: 4 days 11 hours

ur-favorite-fishgirl

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

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millastaria

my part for gem birthday collab!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEM 💎✨

itsmiaelloso

My part of the collab, happy birthday gem!!

raeprise

I am genuinely making myself tremble with grief at the thought of what the minecraft movie could've been.

raeprise

First off, it should've been entirely animated. They even already have the style for it! Based off the official concept art given at different MC live events:

Like... do you not see the awe in the mundane? the beauty of a game many people have been playing for a decade? Do you not see the wonder?? the love??

heartattackinblackdye

sometimes i want to tell my closest mutuals that they’re my closest mutuals but then i feel ashamed for reason at all because what if im not a close mutual

sanguinewolves

yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔

autistic-af

Reblog if a mutual who's never spoken to you can randomly send you memes that made them think of you.

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ebitheaxolotl

iiiitttts pride month you know what that means

do i though???

the-worm-from-the-string

Gay mushrooms

ebitheaxolotl

everyone should eat the mushrooms that make you gay trust

#gay mushrooms