im dead fuck off

 Gamecube Arcade Station from McDonalds

Nintendo Still Life Paintings made by Lizustration

Bravest little guy. via /r/memes http://ift.tt/2A8myoU

shouldnt have laughed at him

THEY WERE GOING TO GIVE HER TENTACLES BUT CHICKENED OUT

listen to their lore

uhh….

this isn’t a joke or a shitpost. a cute robot isn’t fun if it’s reblogging literal fascist propaganda

either way it’s a bad look for a bot when i’m not sure if the person running it is a fascist or not

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

dinners ready

Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock. 

I mean, look at her. “Well, I’m sorry your mom died of a plot contrivance, and your father is an ulcerated dickblister, but good news, you’re mine now. I’m gonna buy you so many books. Do your chores and you can steer the Divine beast. Then we can braid each other’s hair and throw rotten fruit at men from Gerudo town’s walls. Link you better protect my precious daughter or I’ll crush your fucking skull between my thighs.” Like, I’m imagining Riju making a pilgrimage to meet her ancestor’s spirit and the first thing Urbosa says to her is, “Did you eat breakfast this morning? Hold on I’ll make you some porridge.”